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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Some pictures for you to see and some updates on my life.

SCS Seniors

Forgot to post this photo up to my fellow friends to see. This was last Wed at Thai Express, Orchard Paragon. This is to tempt the guys to join SCS....haha. You know what? I was the only guy there so....... hoho. If the people in the photo see this they are gonna whack me....maybe except Kirti (2nd on the left), cos she got this new hairstyle and they said it was very nice! Well, actually ALL the girls in SCS are nice....so guys, what are you waiting for?

KTV - Joyce(left) and Yenmei(right)

Vivian, Shuyi and Joyce

This was the KTV at Kbox Chinatown last Tue. Joyce rendered an astonishing number, Kit Chan's 炫耀. It was very good! Then Vivian below did pretty well too because her singing voice is entirely different from her speaking voice....a fine singer for all sorts of songs. Yenmei's voice was too cutesy for the ballets she sang while Shuyi did fine, not too bad at all. In all we had a great time, yes, for some songs we went pretty 'high' like Elva's 爱的主打歌. And they seem to enjoy my singing of Jeff Chang's songs. Thanks a million to them for boosting my ego after a ego-bruising exam week. Haha... And I really liked the comment that they thought I really sang like 李圣杰 when I sang 手放开. It shows that I can do other songs besides Jeff Chang's.....hee. Been trying to break out of that box, you see.

Where I used to live..

Today instead of swimming I went cycling (because of the stupid sunburn on my entire back) and I cycled from home to Ang Mo Kio North where I used to live. Initially thought of going there to eat the famous duck rice but then the sudden downpour made me changed my mind and thank god because I really enjoyed the claypot vegetarian hor fun. After eating I went around the neighbourhood to see if anything has changed. Mind you, I lived there 17 years ago when i was just 4 yrs old. Still remembered the last day of school when I bidded goodbye to the teacher and my classmates. I went home earlier than usual and we were all whisked off to the new home with the few furniture we had. I still recall the old fridge where one item was of particular interest to me, the Hazeline cream! I wonder why do we need to keep it in the fridge, and up till today I still cannot fathom why. Haha.

The neighbourhood has many changes, even the old fruit stall we used to patronise in the market even after shifting to Yishun had changed hands... the big fat guy wasn't there anymore. Other than that, most shops were pretty much the same. I wonder how do the many many salons survive there!? There are much more salons there than in my current Yishun neighbourhood. I went to a skincare shop and bought some stuff for myself (suntan lotion, hair cream, toner) but did not manage to find my aloe vera cream which Yingzie recommended me for my back. I did get it at the medical hall though and a trillion thanks to Yingzie for the recommendation. It was really effective! Yeah...

Just now it was the Bizcom dinner at Cafe Cartel, Plaza Singapura. Bizcom sure has many pretty girls! But I only managed to speak to a few beside me because I had a bad throat and I wasn't really feeling good to speak to them with my soft voice...arghzzz.. The dinner was subsidised and I enjoyed it even much. Heh.

Then went off to meet Silun who introduced me his online business, you can see it here. He told me he sunk in 10+k to set up this business and wants me to help him by recruiting more people to join as premium members including mineself. I didn't agree so because I didn't need to date nor I dun like leeching people for their money...but I must say that his model is worth it so if you want to know how $50 USD can make you thousands, please do catch me because I promised him that I will sell it for him. And that if someone is convinced to join, then I will also join in. Then ridiculously he set me a quota of 8 persons in a week. So what should I do?

This is a great example of how money can change people. You should remember from the previous post that we didn't have any contact in the past 4-5 years and now he's saying he's sorry for the past and that we are friends once again. I guess he's sincere and at the same time he wants to make money too. I guess after sinking 10k you will go desperate and then you will do anything to make good money. As a good friend I will help him even though I have my own ways of doing business.

Next, my mother got a microphone (but paid by me) so we can resume solo ktv at my home! Heh. Although the system isn't good, although there isn't aircon, although there isn't a huge collection of songs, we still can have a small session at home at a very low costs! So let's say if you want to learn how to sing a song well, can come my home and I will help you. Well, that's if you bring me a drink or some snack that is....haha. Nothing's really free in this world, huh.

Oh ya, forgot to say, people stop bugging me on who's my crush..some were misled by the red colour name in the previous post..hey as if I have any designs on Huiling! I wished I had though, but I don't! So..... you guys know it. Charles said something I didn't disagree (I usually disagree with him somehow), "If a girl likes you and you are single, I see that there is no reason to reject her". Of course I will get slapped by my 7sea brothers (maybe less Junkai) but I really think so too. I already mentioned that if any girl says she likes me (sincerely) then I will also like the girl (sincerely). (words in the bracket are duplicated both ways, ie put in 'insincerely' then second bracket is also 'insincerely', get it?)

Lalala. Finally I got my first A in SMU and it's a half credit module called Creative Thinking. Hahaha. That A saved my term! (that's if I don't get any Ds) Something to boost my ego ACADEMICALLY (which I never had the opportunity...)

Last paragraph -> So if you are interested in anything I listed on my sidebar, please do catch me either online or through the blog! Thank you and see you guyss oon...especially for mahjong~~~

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Sunday, April 24, 2005

Finally found a timeslot without my brother hovering around. (but I'm at work now...hmm)

Thanks to all those who put forward their comments for the previous post. There is still much to think and do, but I will still do it my way. I know that I won't be swayed so easily, just as previously how the MLM people did not managae to rope me in, and also how difficult it is to get me to do things the way preferred by most people. Maybe you can call me obstinate, self-centred, or whatsoever. To me, as long as I don't bring trouble or mess for others to clear for me, it is fine that I do things the way I like to.

But of course, I still welcome all sorts of criticism, comments because they do help in some way eventually. I really like to take the good parts of a good idea, combine with some original elements, and come out with a better idea. In this way, I get to do the things my way, while still enjoying the benefits brought by listening to others. I guess most people would just take good ideas and modify them to suit their own needs. The trouble is coming out with original elements. Most people aren't bothered to do so unless they see a need to. I see a need to reduce costs or increase efficiency when faced with any new problems (mostly brought by trying out new ideas) because it is in my blood to do things with the least effort to get a satisfactory result. However the initial trial always carries a risk that seems unworthy of trying to make the change. Many times I have been 'blooded' by the initial trial, losing plenty of time and money, but at least I get to earn the experience (self consolation at work?). The difference between most people (or should I say Singaporeans) and me is that I like to take this risk, whether the eventual result is that efficiency and lower costs are achieved or that no improvement can be found. Well, I guess it just shows how naive I am because the problem with me is that I tend to apply the same principle to nearly everything regardless of the costs of trying vs the eventual projected savings. Hahaha.

Now to thank my friends for making the trip down to my humble abode for a game of mahjong and Winning Eleven. Hope I didn't fare too badly as a host. (Perhaps next time should get them to fill in a feedback form, hahaha.) One funny thing I learnt is that people think that Japanese curry should be either sweet or hot (or hotter than what I cooked). I guess next time I will try to make a hotter Japanese curry...heh. (Singapanese curry?) And my creative juices were at work again! Woohoo~ Let me tell you the incident in detail.

Simply put, it was due to the mahjong table being unable to be opened into a proper standing table because of some manufacturing defect. We didn't had any other table to play with. So what did I do? I took the music keyboard stand, folded the table back, and used the stand as support instead. Although the table was slightly unstable, we had the mahjong class going fine. Not bad right?

So Weijian and Huiling learnt quite well over the 1.5 rounds we played. Pretty slow huh. But that's fine for beginners. Hope that they find it a good lesson learnt. Mahjong has been proved scientifically to reduce the effects of dementia! My personal view is that it trains you to read the situation and make quick decisions. Whatever the case is, mahjong is a fun game that you play as recreation (dun gamble too big ok?) and that the players can interact, chit chat over the game. Well, will be holding another mahjong class coming second week of May for another group of friends like Joyce and Xiaoxiang, etc, depending on their schedule. Then maybe I will have an advance level game with Jiaxing and co... when they finish their exams or start to clear leave. Just thinking of the advance level mahjong game makes me excited! haha. Anyway if you are interested to learn just keep me informed. Currently I'm not charging any tuition fee or what, so it's quite worth it right? One key thing I like about playing mahjong is that it is one way of networking. Like I had Kevin getting to know 2 more friends from the mahjong class on Friday, so you can see the 'business aspect' of playing mahjong?

Before ending this post, I will like to send my regards to my friends who are doing their exams now. If they do pick out the time to read my blog while preparing for their exams, thanks a million! I guess the recent few posts hadn't been very interesting but do drop by once a week to check up any updates on my life. Oh ya, there is this 'someone' that has been dropping comments here. While I am curious to know who is the person, I won't be asking because there must be some reason to withhold his/her identity. Heh. No problem with that.

Now quite tempted by the super low airfares for the airline I'm working for.....anyone interested? Have to book quickly... haha. Phuket sounds like a good destination~

Feeling soso
Jeffire

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Thursday, April 21, 2005

It has been a real fall from the sky. All the way from the top of the sky to the the botton of the valley. Wham!

Firstly, I blew $110 over the past 2 days with the following:

1. Bluetooth adapter - $30 - It doesn't work as I want it to.
2. Cab fare - $30 - For a lesson on life
3. PC repair - $50 - For a lesson on how stupid I have become over the years.

Well, I really regret the $50 for the computer repair! It was just a little, little error which I could have fixed myself. Damn it. What's the point of going through all those trouble trying to learn hardware fixing all those years when I can't even fix such a simple problem myself... sigh.

As for the cab fare incurred, it was because I was at Silun's friend's home who is a very young guy, 28 and semi-retired. He can be described as a 'mentor', like Robert Kiyosaki's rich dad. I guess he's really right - I do not have the business heart. As most of you probably know, I am quite a business person...yes, one who talks but never do. This guy, he earned his first condo (and it's one that is overseeing the ECP flyover at Tanjong Rhu) when he was only 21. But before that at the age of 20, he lost 150k on a business that failed.

What have I done when I was 20? I was dreaming of what kind of life I will spend in SMU...how fun it will be to be leaving army..... it's all rubbish. Life in school is an absolute torture. I don't get to learn the way to do real business, and I have to endure stupid people in school who think that life is only about graduating with good results and find a job. Hey, good results DOESN'T guarantee you with a job, man. That's what I think. But that guy is very straightforward and he told me how wrong I can get even though I am thinking about the right things to do in life. It's because I never DO and therefore I never EXPERIENCE, hence my naivety.

Yes, I have been too naive over the past few months. What's with helping other people at the suffering of my own? How much can I help when I have nothing? No experience, no resources, no skills.... and yet many of my friends still think I'm 'doing pretty fine'. Of course I'm 'doing pretty fine', it's all because many of my friends are doing much worse than me. Sorry to be saying that, but if I'm only better because you are lousy, then there is no point at all.

So now, while I'm still very sore and angry at myself for being so stupid, I will have to do a few more things to become better.

a. Be more ruthless.
I have been softening so much that everyone else has taken me to be an idiot to be made use of. It's time to stage a fightback.

b. Be less accomodating
This is gonna be tough because I already have very few friends. But if they truly are my friends, they will understand why I cannot give so much as before.

c. Be more courageous
Yes, this is what I really lack. I need to be more brave and be less calculative of the possible gains and losses. I need to learn to be real and face up to reality.

If you felt my angst, you will stop telling me how good or okay I am, just tell me what the hell is wrong with me now.

Fiery
Jeffire

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11:38 AM

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

No pictures today..sigh.

Remember I mentioned that I got a new phone? It's SE K700i. I bought a Bluetooth adapter from SL Square but the bluetooth doesn't work as much I want it to. Currently at best it's able to remote control the mouse on the screen... and that's all. I've only managed to send one file from the phone to the PC. But the most important function I need is to download files froms my PC to the phone.....arghz. If this goes on I may need to consult Francis or Kenny for more expert advice. And yes, this is the reason that you don't see any new pictures posted on the blog. Too bad right?

I really had a great Sunday night as Silun finally looked me up and yes, we are back to normal friends! It's unbelievable as we have been like rubbing the wrong side of one another since secondary school ended. I really have to thank the person he met, although he now seems to be very money oriented, business kinda person. Haha. Soon he's gonna be a great pal again, and most likely it will be because of our huge interest in business! We were separated for nearly 5 years, when that faithful day marked the break in our friendship. His example gives me great hope for another great pal of mine, Dan. I do hope he won't take 5 years to be our good pal again though! Seriously if Dan was reading this, hey chap, if Silun is back being my good friend now, when will you want to be my friend again? It doesn't matter if it's a new Dan, a new Silun, or a new Jeffire. Friends are still friends. And yes, you will see a new Jeffire in 4 months time...heh.

Then when it was Monday morning, after watching the Villareal Vs Real Betis match, I spent nearly the whole morning talking to Jason. It seems like I can be a relationship consultant! Haha. But I cannot even help myself...wonder how well I can help others. Of course my usual stand will be to TRY MY BEST. Certainly hope trying my best to help is helpful than not helping at all, right?

Other than that, it was a horrendous day today when I couldn't play as well as I should at the soccer court. Was the first time playing with Paul, Yanlong and co. They aren't really as good as William, Ben and co, but this made my showing even worse if I were a bystander watching the game...sigh have to work hard to regain my fitness, power and technique which were at peak during my army days.......

And finally as a response to the previous post regarding the crush, I will have to think about it as she is not around till 6 May. This may just be nothing afterall. Like what Jinqi wrote once before, "Infatuation is not love". To me, love is a bonus in life, not an entitlement. Maybe except parental love, but that is not even an entitlement to every children on Earth... most of us are so fortunate to enjoy parental love here...Such boy/girl love is no longer so much required in today's modern life because we have substituted materialism for love instead. Instead of people, we love things now. Having more things to love is much more preferred than having more people to love....selfish right?

So, now I will just stick to enjoying my holidays and yes! Managed to get hold of a huge collection of Pokemon cartoons (and I am still watching Inuyasha, Naruto, One Piece..hahaha) I am so in love with Pikachu!! It's the only thing on Earth that makes me smile when I see it. Not even my crush is as charming....

Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jeffire

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1:12 AM

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Mixed feelings~ Good news and Bad news.

Bad news first.. since it's shorter.

1. My exams are gone case....
2. There is no microphone at home....have to get one before I can sing KTV at home.
3. I may have a crush on some girl in school....diaoz.

Good news~

4. Got a new phone! Sony Ericsson K700i...love its radio and mp3 playing capabilities. Hate its camera...not very good...look at the photos below later.
5. It's the end of the term...yay! Time to do what I need to do.
6. Liverpool is in the semi-finals of he Champions League~!

Okie... now to update you guys abit...
1. Exams gone case because I didn't study at all....haha. Hope you guys don't follow my footsteps. Most of the questions I cannot confirm my answers....sheez.

3. Err...recently been stuck with the thoughts of this girl...never mind.

4. Here look at the photos..

This is Eugene and Weijian, my classmates and great pals from school~My first good photo from the handphone.

eugene and weijian in the com lab...

This is Kevin, my 7sea brother....the photo doesn't do justice to him...sigh. Eh, if any girls reading this finds him good looking, feel free to look for me...i'm venturing into the lovematching agent industry...(hohoho i'm joking for the latter part...)

7Sea Brother Kevin playing Winning 11..

This is the dinner Kevin and I cooked for ourselves right after my last paper~~

xiaobaicai, chilli sting ray and shark fin's soup...all under $10~

Well, well, what do you think?

Next week I am organising quite a few things...
a. KTV with SMU ppl (most probably Tue)
b. mahjong class/lunch for SMU ppl and others (most probably Thursday)

Now who's interested? Email or sms me wor...!

Update other stuff next time when I remember them....maybe tomorrow during work.

Elatedly
Jeffire

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1:22 AM

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Today was quite a bad day.

It began with a queue for my breakfast (yes, veg bee hoon) in which I tried to divert with a bend to prevent blockage of access of the pathway, only for others to jump the queue. This was in spite of my mother being right in front of the queue. I did not want to jump the queue at all. In the end, I was fed up and my mother bought my breakfast for me by ordering straight from the front even after she had finished her purchase. Am I wrong in this case?

Then it escalated with the traffic jam leading to the cemetery. Yes, it's Qing Ming (should I attach the word 'festival' here?). While the hot sun was bearable, the long stretch of the traffic jam was torturous. Even public transport on the bus was not spared. We spent an hour on the road into the cemetery, just for the sake of burning joss sticks, hell bank notes, paper clothes, accessories, offering fruits, tea, cigarettes and food in front of a tombstone bearing the picture of my grandfather. Frankly, I think the entire idea of burning this and that was an ingenious money making idea of some religious person in our far far away ancestors. What irks me isn't the exhorbitant amount of money you pay for such things, it is the burning that irks me. The air is already so bad, why make it worse with all the burning? I guess the offering of food is barely acceptable because eventually somebody gets to eat it (or maybe some animal, if you throw it away). Imagine if we could help the poor and the starved people with all these offerings...

My brother rebutted my view saying that these are all part of the tradition we inherited. Without this tradition, life here would probably be quite similar to the other side of the world. I guess that's life. We cannot just throw away our traditions for the sake of helping others.

The other thing that is bugging me is the people who dial in to book the budget airlines. They are so "budget" that whatever lowest price I have on offer isn't fair to them. I don't understand why they have to argue so much just for a savings of some ten to thirty dollars for a SHORT HOLIDAY overseas. Man, if you don't go for that SHORT HOLIDAY, you can save definitely more than that. Plus most people have already taken an airplane before, did they ever remember there is an additional charge known as "airport and airline taxes"? Were they so naive to believe that you can take a flight under $20? Didn't our telecommunications companies teach us the art of reading fine print?

I guess at this rate I am going to quit because I really don't want to argue with people for such a small amount of money. It's not as if they cannot check the price on the internet. They are just too lazy to learn.

The same thing applies to most of the people around. We are just too lazy to learn new things, even if by acquiring the new skill, we will enjoy much more convenience. We find learning troublesome. I too, felt that learning was troublesome at times for many little things in life. "We can just get somebody to do it." Yet, this is what I hate most, having to depend on other people. This provides me the thirst for learning (although usually I learn things that are pretty petty to most people, since they always prefer to get someone else to do it for them).

This is also why I never believe any claim/opinion 100%, although there are times I don't bother to check out whether a 70% belief is a good bet or not. That's the dangerous part I have to risk. As much as I want to try and learn, I cannot possibly try and learn everything. Sometimes I have to learn by hearsay from the news, from the people around me, and so on. Sometimes such hearsay is erroroneous or probably one-sided to the point that it becomes unfair to the other parties involved.

It's good if you learn to depend less on people and on real facts and experience, rather than just hearsay or opinions forced on you. Your brain is not there to store others' trash.

Bored and grumpy
jeffire

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Friday, April 08, 2005

Although I was locked up at home by my mum's taking my keys mistakenly, I managed to tidy my room and the fridge. I sorted all my notes for this term and threw out all those of the previous. Looking at my Management Accounting test papers, I just felt that it must have been an excuse when I said I'm in university for the experience. It is certainly unfair to myself that I did not put in effort for the things I am responsible to do well in. As I looked at the stack of papers, I can only REGRET all the past time I had wasted. I could have done much better if I just put in a little bit more effort. Just that little bit, I could have been smiling at a much fulfilling term. Lots of good and bad experience. Lots of fun and suffering.

This term has been a steep learning curve. Although I managed to scale it in the end, others don't wait for me. The results are largely set because our exams take up only 40% of the final term...50% at most for some subjects. That means we cannot slack at any time of the term until it ends.

Nonetheless, it was a good learning experience and I am certain it will be very helpful to my next 6 terms in SMU.

Kevin reminded me that I was suppose to plan the trip and invite my SMU friends. Hmm...Charmaine asked me to plan an OG outing too. I guess it's time for some event organisation~

Yuting asked me if I could help to spearhead a voluntary project. I wonder what did I do to make her think that I could do that? Now I'm still thinking what I should do, take it on or reject her? I also promised MIC to be their sponsorship manager, and SCS, I will remain as the Operations Officer... looks like I will still be busy with CCAs in the holidays....I still need to do some secretarial work for the table tennis club! Oh man...looks like I will be pretty occupied in the holidays.

After slacking one whole morning and afternoon, I realised that I'm destined to slog. It's an innate ability to work constantly and think constantly for the future, for the good of the organisation or for the good of the people around me. When I stop to take a long uninterrupted break, I don't really feel good about it. Hmm...I guess that's just me.

I really want to be a totally new Jeffire when the term restarts in the city campus. That will be my biggest aim throughout the whole holidays. With that, I know what I need to do.

Lastly, sometimes what people say of other people are just their impressions. I am glad that I decided to try my best to talk to people on MSN and get to know them better. I am also glad that my friends and I update each other often on our blogs so we can discuss difficult thoughts that may be not possible for discussion because either we are not that close friends in the real world, or we simple don't have the quality time to do so. With this I really have to thank the Internet and the computer.

Another world, another me, another you. Real and cyber personalities. How different people can be! I hope one day the real me is also the cyber me.

In good mood
Jeffire

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1:55 AM

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

It's midweek!! I'm actually counting down to next Fri.

Some tasks I set myself for this study week include the following:

1. Tidy my home (going to do later)
2. Repair my mother's watch (which I promised since last year and have yet to do)
3. Begin my training program (which I did, since yesterday, with a 10km run)
4. Win the Champions League bets (which I did, thanks for my faith in Liverpool)
5. Buy a new handphone with the money won (still not enough, though)
6. Do some exercises for my Intro Finance, Business Law and Management Accounting.
7. Watch Inuyasha till episode 100. (stopped at 70)

Looks like I really put my studies as a very low priority. But that's for me to suffer and for you to criticise, if you want to.

Yingzie asked me on MSN that why I must benefit from meeting people. It's actually an excuse. The truth is that many people are busy at the moment and disturbing them isn't a good idea. However I cannot blame them for not being free to meet, hence I said that I don't want to meet anyone. Anyway, I really think it's pointless to meet people since they are busy and I don't want them to blame me for taking away their time.

Spoke with Xiaoxiang on MSN yesterday. After looking at my nick in which I put the lyrics of 手放开[感情就像候车月台有人走有人来,我的心是一个站牌写着等待], she mentioned that she envies those who have someone to wait for. That struck me quite deeply and I tried to ask her why did she have to envy such people. Of course since we aren't really good friends she didn't say anything. Or perhaps it was just too late. Nonetheless, she is one girl I think worth knowing more about as a subject of psychology studies.

Finally, does anyone know how can I get a porcelain face? Good skin is really hard to come by man...

Body Aching
Jeffire

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2:09 PM

Sunday, April 03, 2005

You won't believe it.

Actually I posted 2 entries but after reading it myself I deleted it. I felt that writing rubbish is certainly not useful to the people reading this blog. So the question now is, "What is helpful to my friends who read my blog?"

Jinki copied this and put it onto his blog, "A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure."

If I pointed out mistakes and imperfections of the people I know here, soon I will be alone like Gaara.

Generally, people prefer to hear good things about themselves. Of course, some people wouldn't mind listening to some bad stuff about themselves, but you need to coat it with some icing so that it doesn't sound so bad. Then what's the point in the first case?

I have always been trying to find out why am I so unpopular with people. It boils down to a few main problems with me.

a. No looks appeal(hence no sex appeal either)
b. Calculative
c. Sharp tongued
d. Self-conceited
e. Uncaring
f. Enjoys making life difficult for myself.

I have considered what I can do with these problems.

1. Solving a. is easy. Unfortunately, it takes plenty of time and effort (which contradicts the way I do things)
2. To be less calculative, I have to be richer. But rich people get rich because they are calculative (or they inherited the wealth)...this can't be done naturally.
3. If I am calculative I have to be sharp tongued so that people cannot coerce me into giving into their possibly incessant demands.
d. Being self-conceited is just telling people that results does not matter to me and that I don't give a hoot about what they think.
e. I am calculatively caring.
f. I have a very high level of tolerance for suffering that sometimes what people think is unbearable is just an usual problem for me. I don't exactly enjoy it but I enjoy achieving things using much less resources than others. One example is to not study for a test and yet still get a better score than many others.

Don't you think all these qualities tie in together to give you one good package? Unfortunately, it seems to be what girls don't like exactly. (and certain guys too), resulting in me being a loner most of the time.

Oh well, there are 2 ways to solve this problem. Love and money. Oh, isn't these 2 things wanted by everyone on Earth? No wonder I can't get them that easily.

Sunburnt and bored at work
Jeffire

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